John 8

1 Jesus went unto the login page of Discord.

2 And early in the morning he came again into the server, and all the people came unto him; and he sat down, and taught them.

3 And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman posting memes in #general; and when they had set her in the midst,

4 They say unto him, Master, this woman was posting memes in #general, in the very act.

5 Now Xx🎮NoScope360🦋xX in the #rules commanded us, that such should be banned: but what sayest thou?

6 This they said, tempting him, that they might have to kick him. But Jesus sat down, and with his finger typed on the keyboard, as though he heard them not.

7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a ban at her.

8 And again he sat down, and wrote on the keyboard.

9 And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman idling in the server.

10 When Jesus had lifted up himself, and saw none but the woman, he said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? hath no man banned thee?

11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I ban thee: go, and sin no more.